My cock is bigger! WoW Achievements

Monday, June 15, 2009
Get a load of those Achievements from World of Warcraft. Go patriarchy. Go sexist game programmers. Gotta love all that woman hate and cock worship.

Achievement - "Kiss and Make Up"
Kiss Sara in Ulduar while she is angry with you on Normal difficulty.

*Looks like someone is a woman abuser over at Blizzard. Only an abuser would think it was funny to kiss a woman that is angry with him.

Achievement - "Blushing Bride"
Kiss someone wearing an Elegant Dress while wearing a White Tuxedo Shirt and Black Tuxedo Pants.

*Oh nice. This of course assumes that the player is a MALE and furthers the "girls don't play wow" bullshit. You're the one wearing the tuxedo while the other person is in a dress. Traditionally, the one wearing the tuxedo is... wait for it... the MALE!

Achievement - "Bros. Before Ho Ho Ho's"
Use mistletoe on the Horde "Brothers" during the Feast of the Winter Veil

*Ha ha ha. Funny. Not. Title says it all. Male friends before your female partners. And the female partners are whores. And of course thats chuckleworthy to make a play on Santa and that particular piece of ghetto sexism. It must be nice having a cock in our patriarchal world.

Achievement - "My Girl Loves to Skadi All The Time"
Defeat Skadi the Ruthless in Utgarde Pinnacle on Heroic Difficulty after having killed Grauf from 100% to dead in a single pass

*My girl? Fuck off already. Girls are children. Women are adult females. Bunch of pedophiles. Anyhow that is certainly a bragworthy achievement isn't it? Having a girl that loooooves to "skadi" all the time. Ugh.

Achievement - "Momma Said Knock You Out"
Defeat Grand Widow Faerlina in Naxxramas on normalal difficulty without dispelling or preventing frenzy.

*Hmm. Blaming a woman for violence inflicted by you? Wonder if it was the same abuser that came up with the kissing idea. But it probably most likely was ANOTHER one. Lots of abusers outta there.

Achievement - "Crazy Cat Lady"
Defeat Auriaya without destorying her Sanctum Sentries on Normal difficulty

*Pfft.

Achievement - "The Bread Winner"
Make 10,000 gold from quest rewards

*Hah. We all know who they were thinking of in coming up with that title. Man. The one with the swingin' cock, rakin in the lewt and bringin home the money.

More to come. Get all the above achievements completed to ding a new one "My Cock's Bigger Than Yours!" Get all of the abuser ones and you'll win the Wife Beater Tee prize. How fun.

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